I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
only you would photoshop your dick
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
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Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
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When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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