Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
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Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
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I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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