yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
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it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
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I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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