i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
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Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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