I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
She said her name was "party"
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
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One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
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I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
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