This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
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i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.