is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
NoShamevember. You game?
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.