I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
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you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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