OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
there is puke in my bra ... again
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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