the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
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