Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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