I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
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I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
this must be what syphilis tastes like
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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