He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
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The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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