Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Maybe i shouldn't have told him the key to getting in my pants was double vodka sodas and Nelly's song "grillz."
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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