We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
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can you please not set my house on fire for once???
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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