This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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