I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
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Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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