Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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