areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
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his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
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