Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Yo dont text me then not text me
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
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Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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