Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
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Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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