please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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The beers last night were like the tears from god
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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