Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
i had a dream last night that you and i organized a foursome. swear to god
ps i'll be in miami in early july. this text has no relation to the last one
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
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