fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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