I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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