I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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