Christians are straight up FREAKS
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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