Having a random hookup so left but love u
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
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idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
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He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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