Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
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I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
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seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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