So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
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The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
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But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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