So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
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i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me