so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
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Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
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If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?