shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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