i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period