it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
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we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
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I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Randomize