brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
