that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
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I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
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Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
I had to explain to an ER nurse that I burned my dick playing onion ring toss today, your social awkwardness hardly compares.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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