it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
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I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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