Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
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I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
You can make out without kissing
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