Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
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The amount of precision it takes to urinate into a 2 liter bottle while hammered is undeniably difficult.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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