just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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