it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
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He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex