So I said to her: one time i broke my dick and when they took off the cast i could cum across a baseball field
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
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I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
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Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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