I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
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shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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It's sad that I'm more proud of my Twitter account then my resume
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize