This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
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After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
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it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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