I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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