OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
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sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
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Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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