i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
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So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
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Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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