Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Little spoons don't ask big questions
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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