Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
operation have a gay friend backfired
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
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This gyro tastes like lonliness
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
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I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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