woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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