Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
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I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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