so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
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